@rumpelstiltskinned – I have plans to legitimately learn German that keep getting derailed by other things, but I’ve loved it since my German diction class. I spent WEEKS whispering “mythe” to myself because I love the way that “y” feels, there isn’t really a sound like that in English.

@phantasmagoricfebruary – You are so kind, I hope you like it! ❤

OK so “Die süßesten Popo” is a weird mess and there would be several correct options to go in, depending on what you were going for. “Der süßeste Popo” would be the correct singular, “Die süßesten Popos” would be Plural, if you were trying to go for what you would use in a sentence about having it (aka Dativ) it would be “Den süßesten Popo”. I hope this helps :) I think you got confused with the German gender thing tbh, because “Popo” is male for some reason.

I got your Akuusativ message right after this- just so you know it made it 🙂

Thank you so much! I should establish that I know exactly 0 German and just really wanted to have “The Sweetest Ass” as my blog title. If there’s a more appropriate way to convey this outside of the helpful advice you’ve given here, feel free to let me know! 🌸

ask-oncies-jizz:

my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented

Hello, I just wanted to ask if you would be alright with someone (a German person) correcting the grammar of your blog title.

PLEASE DO.

I want to be extra AND grammatically correct.

tattletalestrangler:

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

captioned-vines:

pomgorl:

officialjasprosesprite:

when a character you hate dies

I’m bubbie

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

grafenkind:

3andastra3:

rumpelstiltskinned:

#ProtectAlfred2k17 #tanzdervampire #tanzdervampiremusical #musicals #musicalfanart #sketch #doodle #instaart #traditionalart #artistsoninstagram

Unbearable cuteness

Aww, look at poor Alfred. He’s so adorable.

cuirassier:

argumate:

latining:

zaku-too:

necromanceher:

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

I have been…”tagged”?

askgrafvonkrolock:

@fish-d has apparently “tagged” me, which, as my assistant tells me, means I should fill in the list below.

relationship status: widowed

favorite color: black

lipstick or chapstick: I think that is a question you should direct towards my son.

three favorite foods: The young, the willing, and the innocent. Ideally, my “food” should fulfill all of these criteria at once.

last song I listened to: Herbert has been listening to a song called “Blank Space” all day and I have been subjected to it as well as my son tends to turn the volume on his device up to deafening levels.

last movie I watched: I was shown Hotel Transylvania not too long go. Entertaining, if somewhat ludicrous.

top 3 shows: When I do watch television, it’s mostly news programs.

books: I am currently re-reading “Die Fledermaus”. It’s still as cringeworthy as it was a century ago.

tagging: I am familiar enough with any of you youngsters to “tag” you, but I feel like my son might derive some enjoyment from this sort of game.