Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other
“You look good in your outfit today.”
“Thanks the flesh is my own.”
“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”
Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.
Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk.
And you and the lottery ticket are both too scared to make the first move so actually you just walk past it wistfully.
Penhales 