god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys
this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category
Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”
john mulaney’s self-awareness is …just …..way too much like that saltine joke? the joke that he looks like he’s just been sitting backstage eating saltines for 28 years? that’s…terrifyingly accurate…how does he know himself that well…i….i just. hm. WHAT what mainframe did he hack
Sorry, been quite busy. But since I’ve scrolled through my asks and found this…
I had supposed I’d better.
So let’s see how well he does wooing Christine before he lets her sleep.
My 9-year-old daughter/pint-sized phan happened to poke her head in the room while I was listening to this and laughing, and she was immediately intrigued.
Several seconds later she was sitting on the bed with me with this huge goofy/confused grin on her face and occasionally letting out these short, swift barks of laughter and saying stuff like “Mom, what is…what is this, why is this happening, oh my gosh”
7-year-old came in the room and tried to get 9-year-old to come play with her; 9-year-old was like “Not now, I’m listening to this and I need to know how it ends”
….I love this story so much, I’m delighted you shared it. XD
Okay so I’m so invested in Alfred and Krolock’s relationship I keep imagining possible scenes and encounters between them, like:
Alfred deciding to look after Sarah after her escape, and ending up being found by Krolock who then proceeded to tempt him and invite him to his castle
Alfred bumping into Krolock during the dance at the ball and Krolock deciding to dance with him and proceeding to taunt and/or tempt him
Alfred being found by Krolock at the beginning of the musical. Let’s imagine Alfred and Abronsius in a carriage, they’re attacked by wolves like in the movie, and Alfred tries to push them off, and he ends up being saved by Krolock, and being fascinated by his mysterious saviour.
Alfred deciding to confront Krolock, before the ball, and to make a deal with him for Sarah’s life
Krolock taking an interest in Alfred and Abronsius when they arrived to the village, deciding to spy on them and to invite Alfred to the ball as well, because he’s another innocent soul to corrupt and you know what they say, the more the merrier ~
Alfred getting lost on his first night in the castle and being found by Krolock
Krolock finding Alfred after the ball, as a newborn vampire
Krolock deciding to teach Alfred the ways of the vampire life
Krolock seducing Alfred more during Vor dem Schloss and/or Carpe Noctem
Krolock being the one to bite and change Alfred
They’re such an interesting pair and I think there’s a lot of possibilities! I may write some of them, because let’s face it: I’m so invested with them I’ll fill this tag by myself if I have to!!
But at least we get to share the same sky and dream under
the same blanket of breathtaking stars,
We get to breathe the same air,
We are even comprised of the same stardust,
Most importantly our souls are made up of the things that rattle the most fearless people,
That move writers, artists,
That shake entire universes,
That breathe life into everything they touch,
That love,
so deeply, so desperately, so profoundly,
That wrap themselves around each other,
In a mess of thoughts and ideas,
Completely enveloping each other in their infinite love.
Our bodies might be separated by this distance,
This distance that seems to span entire light years instead of oceans,
But my love,
Our souls have been intertwined from the beginning of time,
The stars told me they quietly watched our souls colliding like two meteorites,
An explosion of two very strong personalities,
We weren’t pastel pink and baby blue,
We were Jet black and the deepest shade of burgundy,
even before the earth was formed,
The time our galaxy was still fast asleep.
Our souls haven’t left each other a nano second since they collided.
Magic, stardust and hope holding them together,
Fate protecting us fiercely.
This is meant to be,
We are meant to be,
No distance can change that,
Because our souls recognized each other from two ends of the universe,
It took decades, centuries, eons for them to find each other,
We can’t just throw something like that away,
We can’t give up on us,
For the universe has conspired to bring us together long before me and you were born,
When the sun was still young,
The planets not even conceived yet,
The sun’s rays kissing every part of our galaxy, trying to create life in space.
You need to believe in me,
The sun, the stars,
the galaxies are proof that there is a certain kind of magic at play,
The same magic that bought us together,
In this place,
In this time,
In this very moment,
This very moment that fate thought would be perfect for us to collide the way we did,
Just like our souls collided eternities ago.
Everything is a sign screaming that your hand belongs in mine,
That every inch of you is something I want to see everyday I wake up,
Drenching me in liquid gold sunshine and a bucketful of twinkling stars.
Your soul makes my soul shake softly with laughter,
It makes my soul burn brighter than the light of a billion suns,
It lifts the heaviness, the inconsolable sadness that sits deep within me,
And sets it free.
My dear,
Distance is so minute compared to the enormity of the feelings I have for you.
-distance cannot separate souls, then what happened to us?
Penhales 