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it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

striders:

today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”

xenosagaepisodeone:

everything about this image hit me like a pile of bricks

mistersingle:

when the person you hate yells out the wrong answer in class.

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

hmmmmmmmmm I’m do not know…..

vampireapologist:

I went through…an Ordeal today

cydril:

My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain:

rasec-wizzlbang:

galpaldeco:

In this world it’s milk or be milked

it’s really not