Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers
The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.
But who needs facts in Trump America?
Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.
This is the least relatable and most infuriating cooking video I’ve seen to date.
I love how out of nowhere he casually drops that one of the ingredients in the dish takes a fucking WEEK to prepare.
First, pop your tuna steaks, bowl, and meat grinder in your Samsung Smart Freezer for ten minutes.
That gives us enough time to blend these vegetables together and let it ferment for ten days.
When your ten minutes and ten days have simultaneously passed, we’re ready to grind and combine. But you know this. Everyone’s had tuna tartare before.
Now, you’re going to take your gold leaf and marinate that in about 3 gallons of Rose for at least 75 hours. This is a crucial part of tuna tartare, as you know. You can put your tartare back in the freezer, but for no more than ten minutes at a time. I like to get my butler, Chauncey, to stand watch of the tuna and make sure it goes for a walk in our greenhouse every 3 hours. Next, grab your toast. I like to get mine fresh from Morocco, so you’re gonna have to book a flight at least 7 weeks in advance from this dish.
I like to make my friends WATCH the fish go through the grinder. A party isn’t a party until my friends watch me grind fish meat
This still pisses me off a full 24 hours later and I’m glad others share my ire
Penhales 