odins-one-eyed-fuck:

life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

phunnies:

teamrierra:

viscountess:

muirin007:

gwennovynne:

once you start making Phantom of the Opera jokes you know you’re past the point of no return

Stop with the Phantom jokes. That’s all I ask of you.

OH COME ON are we going down once more on this road?!

If you don’t stop I’ll go mad

this post has far too many notes for my taste

women’s shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
men’s shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

mjalti:

me: what if every single headache we have is just an advanced supernatural being trying to telepathically communicate with us but our minds can’t handle the frequency they’re on so they short circuit

me to me: will… will you just take the damn advil ..

rockandrollchick:

i-am-definitely-not-misha:

rockandrollchick:

If you receive a message with a link to any of Iggy Azalea’s songs, DO NOT OPEN IT

is it a virus??

No she just sucks

pukicho:

Anyways I’ve been getting over 380,000 notes a month easily and now I’m getting supposedly less than 1,000 a day. The ‘best stuff first’ feature has downgraded this site a tremendous amount, not only is the feature destructive to smaller blogs, they also somehow fucked up the activity page, and is no longer accurate or useful. 

Staff on tumblr rarely responds to unanimous disapproval unless shoved in their face, so I’m asking you guys to spread this post, and others like it around as much as possible as to get the message into their thick heads – that this greatly devolves the tumblr experience. 

benonceandthefankettes:

sing the bells bells BELLS bells BELLS BELLS BELLS B E L L S

*raises voice 12 octaves*

BEELLLLLSSS OOOOOOF NOOOOOOOOOTREEEEEEE

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME