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vijara:

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you

targuzzler:

when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror

thecommonchick:

Us: Can we get 3 way FaceTime & better quality charging cables ?

Apple:

sschol:

this is from spy kids

dustbunny105:

jawnbaeyega:

IM SCREAMING

Gotta love Mark’s response too:

hippiee:

Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

dappermouth:

take care to walk in silence.

Um, we love each other now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

@penhales (via acertaintwistedtenderness)

@fish-d I said this about Krolfred just FYI

lesbianrey:

amazon employee: so how about that new season of stranger thi-

jeff bezos over a walkie-talkie: take the shot

scotchtapeofficial:

comcastkills:

actuallykanayamaryam:

drifting-in-circles:

Youtube has a fundamental misunderstanding of who its primary audience is.

honestly i have to read this as youtube trying to convince its Shareholders that their audience has a lot of money and therefore its possible to turn a profit off the site, even though theyve failed to do so for ages now

everyone should select 1 million and see what happens

youtube, as i rewatch ‘oh yeah mr krabs’ for the twelfth time in a row: hmmm my good sir how many millions or billions do you make per year?