Where’s the fuckin Pokemon go creepypasta. I’ll start. This app has lead me into a Cave. The walls closed in behind me. The app says there’s a Zubat. But. No matter where I point my phone there’s nothing there. But I can here it. Growing louder. The bat
i downloaded pokemon go and it said there was a new kind of pokemon called “hyperrealistic blood” in my basement so i ran downstairs and it was hyperrealistic blood
i tried to delete the app and blastoise came to my house and beat me up
Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too