I love how this post implies that the metal music you hear in Doom isn’t from the game but actually emanates from Doomguy himself as he fights
Also: heartfelt apology to my coworker who had to watch me and this guy eye fuck for a substantial amount of time.
Y’all I am so shook.
I told a very attractive man that he missed me at work yesterday because of my choir rehearsal and he looked like I had just told him I do anal. No one should have that much power to ruin my life like that.
a wrinkle in time got my whole heart weeping for joy out here. giant oprah???? a mixed race lead???? y’all. the music. I didn’t even mention the music.
i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g