Lmao the day after I wrote this I applied to a bunch of other jobs. Trying to free myself tbh.
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listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice
let’s stop making fun of shirtless werewolves and just acknowledge that lycanthropy is a tits out kind of affliction
Occasionally I let myself get weak and I get really worried about whether I’ll have enough brain power or time to accomplish what I need to and then I remember that I’m me and I have more strength than anyone else I know and everything else is just fear taking advantage of me
Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator
😉
Reblog and say which one you got
late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves
not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown
no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief
there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS
what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much
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