the screenshot of you and your friends discord chat isn’t funny to the rest of us
sorry for having friends op
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god
me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit
this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?
Close the goddam door.
just some advice for on line
if you were thinking of reblogging a fifteen image long The Office or Parks & Rec gifset today, i assure you that you do not have to do that
infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead
not to be a touch-starved Binch but boy oh boy could i use a fresh steaming cup of nonsexual physical contact right about now
when the sun hits your laptop screen just right
I burst out laughing.
Penhales 