3timesweekly:

lugnutbutt:

wormooze:

tropicalfucko:

goopy-amethyst:

Y’all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

Op I’m on my way to kill you with my bare hands

you are cowards for not posting all the parts

this post inflicts a level 5 curse upon reading it

What the hell

@imperfectkreis

Flags

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults.

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore.

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

queenconsuelabananahammock:

2thicc2function:

tahreza:

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

fire-blog-with-me:

notmadeofgold:

weareadvocates:

sapphiredoves:

I’m a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it’s almost as if I’m treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept.

omg same

We were arguing about dress code in a meeting at work. And while my department knows I’m queer the other departments did not. As people (men) were saying that women showing skin and wearing tight clothes was distracting. I spoke up finally and said.

“I’m attracted to women.”

Everyone turned and looked at me and I was like “uhhh” so I finished.

“I’m attracted to women and I can still do my job. Regardless of what someone in my class is wearing. I can still teach. So why can’t you?”

The men all stayed silent.

not a dream

one-time-i-dreamt:

genuinely wondering if posting nsfw dream submissions will be possible after the ban on adult content sets in, like, where is the line?

As a general PSA to users wondering about this because they just don’t have the time to read the entire disclaimer post (i didn’t read it until this morning in full SO) – written NSFW is still allowed, it’s just NSFW images and videos that will be banned.

katyakora:

babeobaggins:

frankiemarx420:

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

I live for this

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

thehobbem:

We’re gonna clean the house now, NOW, NOW PEOPLE, we want this place looking like ff.net in one minute – if you haven’t made your blog sfw, throw it away, it’s too late to do it now, the 1800′s are coming, get rid of anything that remotely resembles skin, we can’t let people know we

HAVE FLEEEEEESH