Penhales

librabutch:

how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret

transwicca:

bemusedlybespectacled:

samwellhaus:

ghibliin:

maternalcube:

spaceysquid:

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

i made a pure good one thats all about loving your friends

i made me

I call it Yikes

When someone insults that thing you like

p-pwease, mr. obama

dualdestinies:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

ero-hime:

ero-hime:

How can you honestly claim to be a feminist if you say derogatory things about female sex workers and trans women???

Four people unfollowed me after I posted this lmao, if you don’t think that trans women and sex workers deserve respect and acceptance please follow suit

idubzz:

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

trashfirefallon:

a-whole-moron-lol:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

All versions of A Christmas Carol where I am not confusedly attracted to Scrooge in a weird unspecified way are Invalid

1. The Muppet Christmas Carol: Valid

Who can say no to Michael Caine, he’s classy, what can I say?

2. A Christmas Carol (1997 film) : Valid

Only valid because Scrooge is voiced by Tim Curry, so it just barely passes the test

3. Scrooged (1988): I hate to say Valid, but it’s Valid

It’s the Top Hat that Does It for me

4. Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001): Invalid

They dont even bother cell shading this fucking thing. Also Nic Cage is Marley and I don’t know how to process that information. 

5.  

A Christmas Carol (2006 film): Invalid

This looks like a Deviantart Furry AU of A Christmas Carol and I’m fucking terrified.

6. 

A Christmas Carol (2009 film): Invalid

Jim Carrey was only Hot in “Earth Girls Are Easy” when he played a himbo alien, in his early twink years. Also uncanny valley. Yikes ™

7. 

Bugs Bunny’s Christmas Carol: Invalid

Yosemite Sam is Scrooge, I really don’t have to explain this one.

8. 

A Christmas Carol (1999 film): Valid

Patrick Steward exudes pure sexual energy. 

9. 

Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983): Valid and I’m going to Hell

I can’t say anything to redeem myself. This duck Fucks.

Forst of all you forgot A Christmas Carol (1938), and Second of all Yosemite Sam is the hottest Llooney Toom

Living up to your url i see

hotgothgf:

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

nightmareshack:

yiffmaster:

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date