dongboss:

lipdikro:

twotontwentyone:

dongboss:

dongboss:

that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank carbonated water and someone shouted a fruit name a room over ” is so funny where is it

THIS ONE

I’m convinced y’all have never actually drank sparkling water before cause LaCroix is practically as overwhelmingly sweet and flavorful as mountain dew to me

i think u might have the taste buds of a 90 year old decrepit geriatric

thatlittleegyptologist:

thatbritishlass:

somecunttookmyurl:

thatlittleegyptologist:

somecunttookmyurl:

thatlittleegyptologist:

somecunttookmyurl:

Every single person who talks about ‘haha Egyptian curses’ as if they were some supernatural beings (or, possibly, aliens) and not just black people who were good at building owes me $10

*ding ding ding* Spooky PoC culture trope for $500 Alex

#The Romans are somehow never spooky and those guys did shit to chickens that makes the Egyptians look tame 

like seriously can we get some “I’m scared of the Romans” posts up in here because if ever there were a group of bastards who WOULD put a curse on anything that couldn’t be nailed down…

I was once present when a lead curse tablet was excavated and it was some dude cursing whomever had stolen his favourite cloak. He’d stabbed the lead it many times.

Then there was an addendum that said that he revoked the curse because no one stole it, it was his mother who’d taken it for washing. 

#the romans are a riot and y’all should fear them

#the Egyptians won’t even leave Egypt to get you

#they’re lazy af

and also incredibly practical so WAY less likely to curse you and leave that up to whatever god/karma/crazy random happenstance and far MORE likely to just whack you over the head with a bowl.

I work in a museum featuring the Roman Baths from when the Romans first landed in England in 43 AD and we’ve found lead curses where someone’s stolen their clothes from the apodyterium (changing room) and they hope Sulis Minerva pulls their brains out through their ears.

Romans are dramatic little shits that get upset over the slightest inconvenience.

I looked through the comments, and this one was gold.

Fear the Romans not the Egyptians, kids. FEAR THEM

tricornking:

thelordanubis:

tabularojo:

so I’m finally gonna ask, what’s the deal with this girl?

She’s a Japanese LPer with one of those programs that motion tracks your body and copies your motions with a 3d avatar.

Is THAT what she is? All this time, I thought she was one of those advanced AIs people make that someone decided to neurologically develop by having it play video games as a Let’s Player.

troglobite:

trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style

– randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance
– saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’ 
– excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification for/of/whatever inanimate objects and incorporeal concepts