katatles-the-fish:

fandomsandanythingelse:

prose-and-peonies:

probablybard:

modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

She’s hades, he’s Persephone

Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.

  • Loves his wife
  • Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people
  • Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong

the only time hades really fucked someone over is when they tried to get it on with persephone.

#ok but hades is persephones uncle… #hes still a good dude i guess#but uhhh its not exactly a romance to romanticize

penhales:

Adults on this trash site: GOD how DARE teenagers not BLINDLY TRUST ME 

Specifically, as a person who was preyed upon by an adult I believed I could trust when I was a teenager, I think it’s fine for kids and teens to use strong caution on the internet and for adults to understand why they might need to. 

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

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withcarefulhands:

Sleeping At Last covers As Long As You Love Me by Backstreet Boys as heard on Grey’s Anatomy episode Things We Lost in the Fire

I don’t care who you are
Where you’re from
What you did
As long as you love me