me: *is having trouble coping as an adult in the working world*

me: *tries to sink into fantasy worlds as a means of escape*

me: *isn’t working on important shit i should be trying to work on because the world revolves around my going back to school eventually and trying to do that out of my home state sucks*

me: *is tempted to just give up and move home even though that would somehow suck immensely more than the challenging spot i’m in right now*

me: *is using humorous chat form to describe feelings of great discomfort because i’m too bothered by them to clearly state them in a different way*