Idk why this makes me laugh so much
If I become a teacher, I’ll hang a copy of this poster on my wall and never explain it.
I used this every year in my Propaganda unit, and I would always put it up, look right at the loudest kid, and say, “That’s right, JACOB.”
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I always forget that the entry hall at the parental abode is great for rather villainous-sounding voice things. Mine is an evil laugh.
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/penhales/166308800473/tumblr_os2m42mBal1vjz8za?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://penhales.tumblr.com/post/166308800473/audio_player_iframe/penhales/tumblr_os2m42mBal1vjz8za?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fpenhales%2F166308800473%2Ftumblr_os2m42mBal1vjz8za
I don’t throw around the phrases “the worst thing I’ve ever made” or “abomination before God” very lightly, so believe me when I say this is both of those and also a mistake
I present to you Mr. Sandman, but the opening clapping is uncomfortably meaty and plays throughout the whole song
can we please just go back to error messages that actually fucking tell you what the hell went wrong. i’m so tired of Hip Websites going “whoops! whoopsy-doodle! we had a fucko! Oops! Oh no! oh no!” whenever there’s an error. just fucking tell me what happened so i can try and fix it
sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off.
me: hmm.. ok…
sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on
me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up
I was just talking to my soulmate on grindr and then i accidentally sent him a video of me flicking my dick with a fidget spinner instead of a face pic and I’m really upset about it.
HAHAHAHAHAH GOODBYE
this video emits so much positive energy
When the bard rolls a 20
the interview just OPENS with this and it completely fucking blindsided me
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