Person: I have a crush on you.
Me: Just wait, it’ll go away.
Tag: eyes emoji
my fave thing is when when women in fandom are like UGH BUT I CANT RELATE TO F/F PAIRINGS BC IM NOT A LESBIAN
funnily enough you’re not a gay man either yet here we are
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: wellThe Phandom.
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