meganphntmgrl:

I think the corollary to how it’s good that we’ve started seeing fat women as fuckable but we need to like, see them as fully human, is that while fat men are granted a much easier access to being still viewed as human beings we should be able to look at them and think “oh he’s hot” too and have that just accepted as a mainstream variation of good looks

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Sometimes my allergies get so bad that I just stick tissues up my nose and let the Benadryl send me to Jesus for around ten hours, which would be fine if I didn’t sleep in the same bed as another person, but boy, do I ever, and let me tell ya’, they are not thrilled about waking up to me just spewing ectoplasm like an 1870s spiritualist.

Pictured: Me, four Benadryl deep.

Me with the girlfriend I made out of used tissues after my partner left me for being super yucky.

valammar:

valammar:

valammar:

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me

@fish-d