one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
The point of fics set in alternate universes are to show that no matter what setting or circumstance, these two people will always find each other. I will find you. Every me loves every you.
Me ranting to Tati (tsuritamagotchi) two nights ago (via serenityundrage)
This is exactly the way I think of AUs, too. The last two sentences, though. Wow. So few words to just choke me up, there. ❤ (via random_nexus)
Raphi and Sebastian rapping freestyle to Bücher gives me life
THEY ARE BOTH SO TERRIBLE AND WONDERFUL I ADORE THEM
Alfreds part: Halt doch mal die Fresse, denn jetzt haben wir doch grad Pause, Professor geh’n Sie weg, Professor, hau’n Sie ab, mh mmhmmm yeah!!
Translation: Shut the fuck up, we’re having intermission right now, Professor go away, professor, get out of here! mmh mmh mmhm yeah
Me and this lady are currently both playing on our phones to give each other a chance to back out but BITCH!!! NO ONE IS MOVING CUZ WE’RE ON OUR PHONES.
Penhales 