I couldn’t resist doing this

My name is Giovanni Tom Cruise Edward Cullen von Krolock and I have long black hair with silvery streaks that reaches my mid back and blue grey eyes like a still ocean and a lot of people tell me I look like Bela Lugosi (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Vlad Tepes but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my fangz disappear sometimes. I have pale white skin because I sleep through the day. I hang out in my castle alone all day and brood and read books while ruling as lord of my county. I’m a goth and I wear mostly black silk tight pants to show off my trouser snake. I love Yoine Chagal and I buy all of my clothes from him. For example, today I was wearing my black sparkly suit, shirt with lace cuffs, and my signature black tight pants. I was wearing eyeliner and my fangz. I was walking across my estate in the moonlight, which I was very happy about. Herbert stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.