Tag: herbert tries to jump berthold’s ass immediately

krolfred au concept: alfred has a well-to-do, bourgeois family in königsberg. his dad has prospered through hard work and managed to raise them amongst the upper middle class of the city, even putting one son through university. they are bit like the dursleys from hp, very prim and proper. alfred is not very happy with them because he’s bit of a dreamer and his dad drives him hard because he expects sonny boy to do even better than himself. (1/2)

fish-d:

but then alfred goes to this important research mission to transylvania and the fam is certain this is his ticket to a professor’s office. around a year later, alfred comes back (in this version he’s still human) and is all: “mama, papa, here’s my boyfriend!” krolock glides into the room. fog machines are on. mom and dad are speechless. their son is dating a count. (2/2)

AHHHHHHHHH THIS IS GR8 LMAO

tfw ur son goes off to get an education and brings home a 300-year-old late-40s-lookin vampire lord