eclipse is just a bunch of wild nonsense because it jumps back and forth between edward going “the wolves are dangerous bella!!! you could get hurt!!!” and jacob going “vampires are dangerous bella!!! you could get hurt!!!”
and bella going “perhaps, possibly, both of you are dangerous, and, just maybe, i have gotten hurt already. multiple times. just a theory that i have”
Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen.
Do you want to *be* a vampire or are you so touch starved you need a creature of the night to mouth fuck your neck
tumblr playlist: you and your witch coven team up with local druids to wildshape into wolves and bears and you run through the moonlit forest toward’s the local lord’s mansion to kill and maim all the inhabitants except maybe fall in love with a servant track 1: hayley kiyoko
Penhales 