Mothman!
Your a moth and a man
I said
MOTHMAN
Your a man whose a moth
I said
MOTHMAN!
your pretty wings are so soft
when you
flap
against
my
lampshade!
OH MY GOD YES
@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf
MOTHMAN
There’s no need for a frown
I said
MOTHMAN
Put that man on the ground
He’s so
FRIGHTENED
So high up in the air
Won’t you
Please
Put
Him
Down
Gently
(DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO)
IT’S FUN TO BE A CRYPTID WITH WIIIIINGS
AND WARN PEOPLE NOT TO
DRIIIIIIIVE ON THAT BRIIIII-IIIIIIDGE
With your eyes so bright red
And the warnings ahead
We can hang out and watch it FALLLLLLL
“I APPROVE OF THESE HUMANS”
Why are you like this?
Years of practice
this is the best thing I’ve seen this year
Someone remake the song…
Mothman decrees it!
Tag: me: forgetting i’m in mothman territory in the us
Today is the 51st anniversary of the first Mothman sighting in Point Pleasant, WV!
Happy 51st birthday, Mothman!

