Tag: mothman

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash 

To the tune of YMCA

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sooprnaturale:

jokerspuddincup:

the-armed-utahn:

a-banana-named-anna:

the-armed-utahn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vforvictoriaregina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scuffed-tarot:

caramel-filled-kittens:

papallion:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

(DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO)

IT’S FUN TO BE A CRYPTID WITH WIIIIINGS

AND WARN PEOPLE NOT TO

DRIIIIIIIVE ON THAT BRIIIII-IIIIIIDGE

With your eyes so bright red

And the warnings ahead

We can hang out and watch it FALLLLLLL

“I APPROVE OF THESE HUMANS”

@a-banana-named-anna

Why are you like this?

Years of practice

this is the best thing I’ve seen this year

Someone remake the song…

Mothman decrees it!