Just sent in both of my school applications
Tag: my life
when your man is acting up
Writing sad shit while you’re at work
you’ve gotta have a lot of nerve to be a dick to someone on an actual holiday.
I’ve accomplished my lifelong goal of becoming a sugar baby. A doctor that stays at my hotel has started handing me twenty bucks every time he sees me.
I’m gonna be dead halfway through today, I already know. I got that espresso shot in my cup with that steamed milk (just a lil for bringing out the flavor).
Managed to skip that trip to the DMV, bless. Thinking about getting donuts now to reward myself for having avoided work.
Me and this lady are currently both playing on our phones to give each other a chance to back out but BITCH!!! NO ONE IS MOVING CUZ WE’RE ON OUR PHONES.
Me: what a great friend who is ride or die on all of my posts
Him: *turns into a cryptid and flees back to the dark woods he came from*
Me:
i just ran into my professor outside of class for the first time ever, it was really cool and awesome also he is a big beautiful friendly giraffe and i love him
I just remembered the story for this one and it was pleasant so I’m remembering it here:
I was hanging out in the old English building that’s torn down now working on statistics homework when I became vaguely aware that there was someone nearby and when I turned, he had appeared next to me without making a goddamn sound walking over and it startled me. He then proceeded to squat in the middle of the hallway so I could explain stats homework. It was great and taught me that yes, all professors are as strange and fun as they seem.
Penhales 