Tag: nsfw//

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

i stand in solidarity with the houston journalist who tweeted, on her work account, to 125,000 followers, “O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp”

me after getting dragged for using my work twitter account to post about how i want beto o’rourke to hold me down and make me cum until my calves cramp: this is exactly like hillary clinton losing the presidential election

the-crowned-serpent:

3timesweekly:

lugnutbutt:

wormooze:

tropicalfucko:

goopy-amethyst:

Y’all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

Op I’m on my way to kill you with my bare hands

you are cowards for not posting all the parts

this post inflicts a level 5 curse upon reading it

What the hell

@imperfectkreis

peeniss-everlark-forever:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

ao3tagoftheday:

alwaysatomicconniseur:

ao3tagoftheday:

hazeldomain:

ameliacareful:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tags reading “vibrators, STEAM-POWERED vibrators, you heard that right folks”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: True aesthetic dedication

Spouse is an engineer and I’m here to say steam DOES get hot, but it is quite possible to make a steam-powered vibrator that doesn’t. Think of a steam locomotive, where the boiler is kept hot but the wheels, which are powered by the boiler, do not.

So you have a boiler by the bed and then TUBES and LINKAGES, GEARS, COPPER, all the good stuff. Hell, the steam might even be used to generate electro-magnetism! So it weighs 30kg (about 65lbs). It’s awesome! Beautiful! Scientific! LOUD.

CHUNKA-CHUNKA-CHUNKA

Summon the coal-shovelers to power up the fuckinator

Summon the coal-shovelers to power up the fuckinator

The most common Victorian era steam powered vibe was called “The Manipulator” and it was a weighty beast. This is the most common photo of it.

Behold. The Fuckinator.