Tag: nsfw text

transgirlnausicaa:

nest:

its so fucking funny when people in straight relationships try to use top/bottom language to describe their sex lives. my housemate was talking about “topping” her boyfriend and i was like “you peg him?” and she got all disgusted and was like NO I JUST LIKE BEING ON TOP!!!!

we really really need to oppress the hets man they’re playing with fire they’re using ideas they dont understand. they’re running with scissors

targuzzler:

zsnes:

alexschiesser:

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

you’re 6’6″?!?!? honestly wreck my Shussy daddy (short pussy)

setheverman:

so i’m sitting here, not even having a great time to begin with, about to go to bed in a while, maybe watch an episode or two of some tv show on my macbook pro (even though the screen is a little cracked it will still be alright, i will be able to fall asleep) and then i go to my inbox to find this? this message? my sleep needs have been upgraded from 9 hours to eternally, goodnight forever