when your man is acting up
Tag: personal
when ur ride or die logs into facebook not once. but three times. without liking your brand new profile picture.
you’ve gotta have a lot of nerve to be a dick to someone on an actual holiday.
story:
older gentleman approaches my desk to announce he’s “not doing well” because his hotel room keys aren’t working and he’s “paid for two nights” and he “Can’t believe” they aren’t working.
well, sir, i control all of the keys in this hotel with my hotel key-card telekinesis and I decided i didn’t want you to get into your room anymore so i deactivated it. obviously, you idiot. get out of my hotel.
i fix them, of course, because i have literally no fucking control over these keys whatsoever. and i hand them back and he hands me an empty cup, says “throw this in the trash” and WALKS AWAY WITHOUT THANKING ME FOR REVERSING MY TELEKINETIC ORDE- I MEAN, RE-CODING HIS KEYS.
If you want to establish where a friendship is at, try writing them an email asking for a letter of recommendation. That’ll learn you a thing.
tagging a friend in something for the first time is always a little bit
my grandma’s cat died.
🙂 I go home in a month
(This is about no one who has a blog on this website- I love everyone I’m following and everyone who follows me minus porn bots)
I’m mad this morning. If you don’t want to talk to me anymore please just tell me that. Please don’t act like you still want to be my friend and then blow me off repeatedly, like for fucks sake dude.
And also I’d fully get it??? Like I’m not there, it’s hard to keep friendships together from a distance but you can just tell me you don’t want to talk to me. That’s a lot less hurtful than “I’ll have to talk later, going out rn :)” and then posting all over the same website????? It would be fine if that was just your way but you’ve responded and actually wanted to talk later many times before. Like what the fuck did I do?
(This is about no one who has a blog on this website- I love everyone I’m following and everyone who follows me minus porn bots)
I’m mad this morning. If you don’t want to talk to me anymore please just tell me that. Please don’t act like you still want to be my friend and then blow me off repeatedly, like for fucks sake dude.
Penhales 