James Norrington did nothing wrong. His only crime was being a Jane Austen hero in a Disney movie based on a theme park ride.
Tag: potc
ah hate when folk ask “oh are ye under an ancien heathen curse then?” naw mate me maw jus shagged a giant squid what dae ya think
Pintel deadass spent ten years as a fucking zombie and he questions wether Davy Jones would be able to literally put his heart in a chest
Davy Jones, alive in an eldritch way, feels things: cuts out heart
Pintel, who spent ten years being literally unable to feel, probably feels everything about twelve times as hard now, thinking of the first time he stubbed his toe after coming back to actually being alive and screaming for ten minutes: okay but WHY WOULD YOU
revelations from comparing tanz der vampire and pirates of the caribbean, which is truly a niche interest venn diagram:
tanz is like if jack and barbossa were the same dude and will turner and james norrington were also the same dude, so like. if the older, mephistophelean love interest had no sex appeal but the younger, more viable love interest was a fucking square
the monkey serves a similar narrative purpose as koukol
elizabeth has better clothes, a better dad, and a better narrative arc than sarah, but sarah still has a better ending
lastly i leave you with this imagery: please imagine the opening of act II of tdv but it’s davy jones’ love theme playing on the organ
people end up vampires in tdv the same way people end up pirates in potc
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