phantom-of-the-keurig:

ben-solo-needs-a-timeout:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

phantom-of-the-keurig:

Everyone else’s Erik: *speaks eloquently, with each word as seductive and mysterious as the phantom himself*

My Erik: Hah, I’m a dick head.

Everyone else’s Erik: *has a constant internal struggle with himself and the dangerous alluring temptions of his darker self*

My Erik: I drink myself into a coma each night and shoot morphine straight into my veins to speed up the end of my suffering on this earth lmfao.

Everyone else’s Erik: this home is my prison and resides in the darkest pits of hell

My Erik:

Everyone else’s Erik: *is true to the original or a single source material*

My Erik: I am a fucked up mash up of so many different source materials that I give Frankenstein a run for his money.

Everyone else’s Erik: *has a faceclaim that actually makes sense and is a good choice for the overall character of the phantom*

My Erik:

Everyone else’s Erik: *is insulted* *has a perfectly witty comeback*

My Erik: *is insulted*

My Erik: Go fuck yourself buddy

Also, my Erik depending on the time of day and the position of the moon in relation to the earth’s axis:

Oh, so is he available for pre-order or??

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