i’m always saying “this is my favorite vine” for every vine i see but that’s a lie. my favorite vine is the one where it’s like three dudes in a store with sunhats on and they pass an old man and one of them turns to the man and says “i’m the supreme witch”
look, i’m a responsible adult, i do laundry and even eat vegetables sometimes, so if i want to spend the night watching megamind for the 5th time in a week and drinking an entire bottle of rum, THAT’S MY RIGHT. I HAVE RIGHTS
if you don’t read at least one terrifying book that makes you confront your own mortality and the fragility of life before age 15 you run a high risk of becoming the sort of person who buys funko pops at barnes and noble