eriks-magnificentcape:

My new jam: Erik adopting Nadir’s surname

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Erik: since you’ve stuck around long enough and I have given up on ridding you off, you might as well become my guardian and take all my responsibility

Nadir: No Erik, you are a functioning adult, you should take your own responsibility

Erik: am I really though

Nadir:…

Erik: see

Nadir: FINE!

Erik: I’m changing my name to Erik Kahn

Nadir: Whatever *sigh*