had a dream WoW released BFA but they called it Big Fucking Asses, and the only thing that changed in the whole game was that every humanoid model had these HUGE behinds. Like, I’m talking fetish levels of huge. And when unveiling it they said something along the lines of ‘we spent 50 million dollars perfecting the badonk-ka-donk physics engine to give you the ultimate immersive game-play experience’. Then at the end of the speech, we got to see some game-play and it just had ‘Welcome to ASS-eroth’ constantly on the top of the UI, the guy was like ‘yeah we don’t know how to get rid of that’, and I just fucking lost it.
stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?
me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie – we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side
clown: (honks a B-flat)
If you’ve never eaten while crying you don t know what life tastes like.
Penhales 