take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these
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D I B [fist clenching]
HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF
why are you following me? i dont even go to your school! ANd ThE,,,,DOHRRGRHGH…HhE Makes me SSO MA DD!!! the Hhorrible PUNYBRAIN mEAT CHILd, WITh HIS Little gLASS E S. AND HIS-
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HEAD
[slams door]
[fake dib voice] My name is DIb!! with mMy PpOINTY HAIR!!! POoOINTY H A IR !!!!!!!!!!!! i eat FOO D aND HAVE,,,SSSSTUUUh [computer noises] http://fades%20out
• is ugly
• always has a candle lit???
• overreacts to everything
• melodramatic
• manages to fuck everything up
• did I mention ugly
• can’t handle people being nice to me
• garbage human being
Reasons the Phantom is nothing like what you described:
• Seems ugly to stupid people whose idea of beauty is narrow and “trendy.”
• Was from the nineteenth century, an era where candles were still popular and interchangeable with electric lights.
• He was brutalized by society and emotionally traumatized.
• He was brutalized by society and emotionally traumatized.
• Barely fucked anything up, was a perfectionist on all counts, had a period of absolute despair and nihilism and now you dumb fuckers equate that to the entirety of his personality.
• See first item. Asshat.
• He was brutalized by society and emotionally traumatized.
• Shut the fuck up, you giggling, uncompassionate piece of shit.
He may be fictional, but this blind attitude is why human suffering is so ignored by society. Have a fucking conscience.
…Alright then
Oh my G-d. Now I get why you’re uncompassionate–you’re just plain dumb. 😂 Look, if you have no qualms about making fun of someone’s (fictional or not) deformities and sad life, you can go and fuck yourself a hundred times over. If not, kindly delete your post, and see to it that others of your kind do so as well.
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body.
that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
I’m rereading IT because I liked the new movie and haven’t read the book since I was in middle school, and I forgot that Stephen King is… like this. Hey, SK??? HEY, DAWG??? I don’t need to know that Stanley’s wife is sexually attracted to the Family Feud host because of his cool watch. Her husband’s up there killing himself and you’re like, “Awwwwwwwwww, she horny for that watch tho.” I don’t want to hear “terribly sexy” in reference to a watch unless I’m reading bad Back to the Future fan fiction. You know that joke about how what if people described dicks in novels the way they describe breasts? My man’s got you. He’s an equal opportunity dickscriber. He’s fluent in dick braille, in fact. He can read your weenie wrinkles like a boardwalk psychic if your pants are tight enough, I guess.
this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
Penhales 