thebaconsandwichofregret:

the-cooler-kingc:

my favorite part of any poirot episode is where he drags the shit out of absolutely everyone 

This dude is cheating on his wife with both her sisters, the housekeeper is an alcoholic with a gambling problem, that guy has a history of paying women to dress up as his mother and throw pie in his face. None of this is illegal or remotely relevant to the case but Hercule is gonna tell us all about it anyway.