attractthecrows:

me, purposely ignoring fandom discourse out of spite and having a wonderful time doing so:

gzmee:

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vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

gaycomicsnshit:

trumpetsandbookmarks:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

i resent being able to understand this post

leavebeforeleft:

can you believe baz luhrmann invented romance twice; first in 1996 when romeo and juliet first saw each other through that fish tank, and again in 2001 when heart shaped fireworks went off in the background as ewan mcgregor sings “i will always love you” to nicole kidman while standing on a giant golden elephant in paris