Author: penhales

acertaintwistedtenderness:

flaneusepoetique:

@acertaintwistedtenderness

so here’s the thing binch

i didnt actually know who this was bc i didnt realize you had a new blog. or maybe i knew and i forgot.

and then i read went through your feed and found “Agave,” and I was like

(1) of course it’s this cunt. how could it be anyone else.

and (2) we need to talk about Agave bc that’s some shit.

also (3) i didnt realize that we ARE leslie and ann and im dead

I 100% didn’t mean to tag you with my aesthetic blog but Here We Are.

I half hoped no one would find that so I wouldn’t have to explain myself but also MAN it was a huge mood.

HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE THATS OBVIOUSLY WHO WE ARE which also means that Paul is Chris, ya welc.

godtiermeme:

megapope:

if you don’t read at least one terrifying book that makes you confront your own mortality and the fragility of life before age 15 you run a high risk of becoming the sort of person who buys funko pops at barnes and noble

Hi is this Bridge to Terabithia?

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

I am not joking when I say I think Sherlock Gnomes has more interesting designs and animation for living toys/objects then Toy Story 3

One of the things bothering me is the fact that, if this was a more popular, people would undoubtedly want to fuck Moriarty and his weirdly great over-animated emoji face.

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Enjoy your new husband and a God