idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems
LET’S get DOWN to BI-SINESS. TLTo DEFEAT. The HUNS. I will DATE your DAUGHTERS. And I’ll DATE. Your SONS.
you can’t lie and say you didn’t sing that to the proper tune in your head
not drawing jewish characters in christmas sweaters and honoring canon jewish characters and jewish headcanons by drawing them in hannukah sweaters with menorahs and blue and white instead of christmas sweaters and pine trees and red and green
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
Stop calling yourself “meme king” or “pastel goth queen”. Stop romanticizing the monarchy. The revolutionaries are coming, with bayonets and torches; the people’s court will decide your fate. I am Maximilien Robespierre, leader of the jacobins. You are Louis XVI, trying to escape the Tuilleries. I point my sword at you. Vive la revolution.
Trump is literally textbook evil. If you wrote a villain and ascribed Trump’s words and actions to them, people would tell you it’s too over-the-top.
The Golden Tower with his name, the weekly golfing (even during disasters), the violent threats to anyone who opposes him, the ominous remarks, the way he talks and carries himself and even his appearance.
It’s too much. He’s too much.
Before he ran for president John Mulaney had a bit where he said Trump wasn’t just a rich person, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich person is, he behaves the way you’d expect a cartoon of a rich person to, and I like that description.
I also think it’s very telling, yet at the same time not at all surprising, that the only difference between “Cartoon Rich Person” and “Literal Actual Supervillain” is any degree of official political power.