??? oh my god??
this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS
HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS
THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY
achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime
#acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams
Author: penhales
You might not have been my first love,
but you were the love,
that made all the other loves irrelevant.
Milk and Honey, Rupi Kaur (via avouer)
all the ex 4chan tumblr kids are now either weird sex fetishist trap addicts or super esoteric red pilled conspiracy nuts
the true gender binary
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
theadventuresofacatholicnerdling:
And now all I want to hear is Alfred singing Die Unstillbare Gier wearing that cape and graf von Krolock singing Für Sarah.
From Gonzalo Campos’ Instagram
Well, add this to the list of things I never knew I needed till today.
Cyber Monday is a stupid concept. You can roleplay having sex with someone on Gaia any day of the week, monday isn’t special
Sometimes cats can’t be explained.
He’s lying on his prey to capture it while it’s dazed (cats do this while playing with mice!). His lashing tail shows he is still very excited. Then, when he moves, it also moves a bit and his sensitive belly hairs detect this. Prey is awake! Play again!
And sometimes, cats can be explained
meine Seele gehört nur dir…
listen. i will populate the krolfred tag by myself if i have to
THE SUREST PLEASURE of the Autumn is the Day when I may at last be Justified in wearing my Good Wool Stockings and Furs; and strut about the House to my Niece’s Dismay, in the Attitude of a Cossack Soldier.
I wish it were 1900 or whatever so I could put “O blessèd illusion!” in the middle of my academic papers
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.
whoever did this, thank you.
I am all about this…
What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:
HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!
Well, he’s Hafthor, and there are his brothers, Threequartersthor and Fullthor…
Penhales 