penhales

fail-boat:

run-up-the-sail:

derinthemadscientist:

Why is this even a problem? If you need more citizens, take in more immigrants or refugees. It’s not like America has a shortage of either wanting to come in. If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.

How Millenials are killing the baby industry

“If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.”

prozdvoices:

animal crossing: pocket camp

stayuptoseethedawn:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

i reblogged it before but then it got better

semitics:

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

staff:

david:

Letter I just sent to my team ♥️

The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

dukeofbookingham:

I’m dead

nikest:

Follow @poeticsext for a dope blog

flowerais:

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

cityelf:

o-kau:

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

I misread this as “why don’t people have subtitles” and both readings are equally as relatable tbh

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

four-eyes-bitch-dragon:

Happy Crimmus!

It’s Crismn!

Merry Crisis!

Merry Chrysler!