torstai-kilpikonna:

salparadisewasright:

steegeschnoeber:

softestisak:

it will forever confuse me that the german tumblr app now says “… hat deinen Eintrag gelikt” and not “… hat deinen Eintrag als Favorit markiert” which is just shortened and very nice but I don’t read gelikt as [gelaikd] but as [gelikt] and that sounds as if someone licked my post and i really wish i could unread/unhear that

Man nennt mich Kuh
In tiefster Nacht
Liegt all zur Ruh
Ich trapse sacht
Auf deinen Blog
Den Hals gestreckt
Und habe schon
Den post geleckt

@amandavonpanda

my name’s tumblr
and when you peek
upon your blog
where stuff you keep
I’ll tell you what
you like the most –
a friend came by

and licked your post

The Internet’s Most Famous Frozen Fan Denies Running a Fetish Blog

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mycatisabunny:

eridone:

adulthoodisokay:

I was able to find an email address for the mysterious poster, who confirmed this morning that his name was Shin Chul and that he ran Constable-Frozen.

We spoke briefly through Google Translate on both ends. Shin told me, “I was impressed with Frozen, so I started making pictures,” and that he gets his ideas from “Japanese comics, Hollywood movies, and my brain.” He likes Disney a lot, and “Frozen, Tangled, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, and Moana” are some of his favorites (they have all appeared on the blog at some point). He also seemed to express surprise when I referred to the Tumblr as popular.

But what I really wanted to ask about was the fetish aspect, which is difficult to approach when there’s a language barrier and it involves Disney characters projecting ice cream from their mouths like soft serve and eating each others’ hair. I asked what was happening in the Tangled ball-gag post, and he answered, “Hmm … well,” and did not elaborate.

I told him, “Some Tumblr users assume that your blog is a fetish blog. Is that true? (Also, are you familiar with vore?)”

He replied definitively: “My blog is not a fetish blog. I hate vore.”

WE were the ones being horny on main all along…

#see what you fools have done is you’ve attempted to out meme a giant #and what you’ve done #was you have unmasked and made him more powerful #you fools #you idiots #you’ve doomed us all

This timeline we’re on is WILD!

The Internet’s Most Famous Frozen Fan Denies Running a Fetish Blog