telford-ortiz-teller:

i-am-negan-trash:

phansexualedits:

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection

tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

can someone please write a fic or something using tier 6 words

Okay but Negan uses tiers 5 and 6 so this is a good reference for us, fam 🤣

@samperv 😂😂😂 (all I thought about while reading this post and trying not to laugh out loud was spoofic)

OH look. My problem is solved. 

@fish-d

queen-of-dirt:

girls-to-avoid:

helthehatter:

girls-to-avoid:

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

He’s a very good boy

Ohhh my God