Author: penhales

chongoblog:

All Cracker Barrels are dimensionally linked. You could walk into a Cracker Barrel in Georgia and walk out of one in Arkansas and feel nothing

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

sometimes I see those posts about how weird florida is and second guess if it’s really that weird but then I remember that there’s literally a dinosaur that shows up and chills in my florida backyard on a regular enough basis to earn a name for himself

anyways meet dwayne “the croc” johnson

goldmoonsilverstars:

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..