penhales

This has always been my favorite scene in TCAP history.

barefoot contessa is the greatest bc she never tried to pretend she didn’t live a ridiculous life. every episode is just ‘I’m inviting my wealthy establishment democrat gay friends to have a st. swithins day lobster supper because I’m immensely wealthy from my dirty nuclear nixon money so all I do any more is amble gently through open french doors’ and tbh? goals

ruinedchildhood:

when you wake up the next day and know you got leftovers

vampiregerards:

me, writing academic text: these words make no sense but they sound impressive next to each other. this sentence started four lines back and has 4 commas but i haven’t reached my point yet. help me

eposettemyass:

enjolras: gav you can’t stay at the barricade you’re like 5

gavroche: fuck you i can fight

gavroche, later that night:

veronicasantangelo:

my guy copyrighted his comment

eds-kaspbraks:

#relatable

homoglobinopathy:

setheverman:

what’s the real mood for november?

oceanwitch:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

this Thanksgiving, you should all be thankful for having the internet the way that you do, and not like this.

however, if you don’t vote, this is the future that’s in store for you.

battleforthenet.com

savetheinternet.com

contactingcongress.org

resistbot.io

Jeeze, no wonder I never meet anyone online that lives in new zealand.

pizzaback:

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right