Author: penhales

slothmaggedon:

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

mysticben:

inkedcurtains:

slimetony:

slimetony:

mysticben:

really fucking horrifying thread about Joe Biden. its much longer than what I posted https://twitter.com/RAMRANTS/status/930065838387863552 

Richard Armand Mills is a staff member for TPUSA so could we just take a second to reel it the fuck in and maybe actually read shit critically before we fall for manipulative loaded bullshit like this

Like every single word out of this dipshits mouth imparts subtext that is absolutely not present in any of these photos

Just use your eyes, the captions don’t describe the images properly.

its because they’re videos. damn can y’all. click on links. kids don’t know how to use the mouse these days. 

Randy really thought he was coming for Ben. 👀👀👀👀

closet-keys:

There’s so little representation for women over like 35 (which is wild, because 35 is fucking young) and even less representation for LBT+ women over 35 (cause every piece of media has us dying at like 19 or some shit).

It makes it hard to envision existing as an adult. I am an adult and sometimes it’s still hard to envision. There’s this idea that our visible aesthetics and flagging and cultural signifiers are things only for young people, but it’s not true. 

Every time I see a woman who is super intentionally and visibly gender nonconforming (in ways that, in straight culture, are associated with teenagers) I get this surge of relief. 

bless butch professors with gray hair. bless queer punk librarians with pink hair. bless older femmes who wear neon eye shadow to their day job. bless the out nonbinary trans woman who moderated a panel at a college and then gave a speech at a leftist protest three days later 

media might try to push the idea that our identities are temporary– that we’ll die young or grow out of them– but it’s not true. We’re here, and we’ve always been here, and we kick ass our whole lives. 

penhales:

you’ve gotta have a lot of nerve to be a dick to someone on an actual holiday. 

story:

older gentleman approaches my desk to announce he’s “not doing well” because his hotel room keys aren’t working and he’s “paid for two nights” and he “Can’t believe” they aren’t working. 

well, sir, i control all of the keys in this hotel with my hotel key-card telekinesis and I decided i didn’t want you to get into your room anymore so i deactivated it. obviously, you idiot. get out of my hotel. 

i fix them, of course, because i have literally no fucking control over these keys whatsoever. and i hand them back and he hands me an empty cup, says “throw this in the trash” and WALKS AWAY WITHOUT THANKING ME FOR REVERSING MY TELEKINETIC ORDE- I MEAN, RE-CODING HIS KEYS.Â