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mexicanjesuschrist:

polynesia:

user 1: omg what if trees made oxygen that we can breathe

user 2: Omg hahahaha *tags five people*

user 3: *rupaul drag race gif*

user 4: Actually, this really happens! Trees release oxygen when they use energy from sunlight to make glucose from carbon dioxide and water. Like all plants, trees also use oxygen when they split glucose back down to release energy to power their metabolisms. Source

user 5: This is why i have Tumblr. Thank you science side tumblr.

user 6: If there is ever a day where I dont reblog this then execute me

User 7: *just tagging someone else*

User 8: *supernatural gif* WE HIJACK EVERY POST

User 9: OMG this got better!!

User 10: guys, OP has a mutilation kink and has fucked several animals, please don’t reblog from them. Links here, here and here

User 11: SOURCES PLEASE!!!

User 12: lmao look at the fucknugget, kek

User 13: Oh my, wtf happened here

Thecybersmith: I actually have a clue it’s because of blah blaaah……

User 14: Go away human pet guy!!

User 15: anybody uh suck toes?

Haiku-bot: anybody uh suck toes

User 16: OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 haiku bot NOO

erratticusfinch:

tariqah:

tariqah:

I hate that scene from Seinfeld where Kramer asks George whether he yearns and George is like “I crave but I haven’t yearned” because it literally sounds like something lifted from a tragic romance I hate it

This but imagine some really good looking people say these lines

I don’t have to imagine

aconitvms:

orikomi:

queensimia:

rewritethis-story:

santagivemeapony:

queenofsabah:

askragtatter:

discoverynews:

micdotcom:

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

?????????????

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed – I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

me gonna try it

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

hallucin8:

15 y/o me: honestly blocking people is so childish, you should respect literally everyone’s opinion. if you can’t handle different views on the internet then you need to grow up

25 y/o me: *sees someone post that they don’t like grilled cheese* BLOOOOOCCCCCCkEEEDDDDD