gayleontologists:

do you ever just sit there and think… after keats’ death, shelley wrote a 495 line poem as an elegy and then when he drowned a year later, his body was essentially identified because of his volume of keats’ poems found on his person… and you’re just like. yeah.

silent-fetish:

klubbhead:

The last one works though

championofham:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bakuraryxu:

g-ine:

unicornkin:

tokenwhitefriends:

yelnatszeroni:

unicornkin:

tokenwhitefriends:

unicornkin:

bugcore:

You’re right and you should say it

Someone needs to make a monster fucker and furry scale where the Monster Fucker side is the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and the Furry side is the tigers from zootopia

so heres my take on this

Thank you

where’s the skeletons

i added a whole nother axis for this

OASKRJJSJSJENE THIS IS A LOT BETTER

where do the angry birds land?

if you get off on angry birds then you land in hell

henlo hope yall dont mind but

@planetesiimal

imitationknife:

faustsfancycorner:

imitationknife:

a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong

what are your thoughts on this

actually every poem except this one is bad

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*