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galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

five years and 700,000 notes later and ya boy is 21 and enjoying a nice legal beveridge

mostlycatsmostly:

Hi! This is a cat that always hangs out near my place. I don’t know its name but I love it a lot. It’s always calling after me for pets it’s the cutest.

(submitted by @candysphynxprincess)

Man there is some kind of disconnect happening tonight and I do not understand what the problem is

bookcub:

cannibalcoalition:

insanitycase:

brattyconifer:

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

@logicheartsoul

@cousinnick

@logarithmicpanda this is the best way to explain regions in the US

Listen, Texans are all earth benders and I’ll fight you about it.

dianasofthemyscira:

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

cavehome:

Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime

My body and soul:

knitpeaks:

Twin Peaks Knitwear: Blue
– Knit Peaks

randomsplashes:

lmao this cinematic parallel (cr:eisorus)

callmebliss:

respectthefemalebody:

catlogicdefiesall:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

Them: Sit like a lady

Me:

Sit like women did before short skirts made “knees together” “ladylike”.

Instead of complaining that men take up too much space maybe we should just start talking up space again.

Big skirts
Big stance
Big mood