imploder:

le-tanger:

bionic-jedi:

Simple. It’s naptime.

The actual answer is just as funny:

Bees.

targuzzler:

when someone offers you green eggs and ham

prokopetz:

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

frightguard:

frightguard:

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good

alteanlance:

caffeinatedtea:

hamncheeeese:

urbuddylance:

alteanlance:

stomachkrampus:

boy-snacks:

lightbvlb:

dragonwithafez:

enochianghost:

kestrels:

blonde american snack 

you’re thinking of a twinkie
a twink is when you only blink one eye

no that’s a wink

a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms

nah, you’re thinking of a sink

twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work

that’s ink

a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun

No, you’re thinking of a slinky

A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore

nope, that’s a kink 

twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo

No, thats jinkies

Twink is when you get an idea

nah fam, that’s think(ing)

twink is a lighter shade or red

Nah that’s pink

A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

you’re not wrong